Rambo’s Solutions to 5 Everyday Office Problems
Jan 29, 2008 Found Online, Humor
You might have read the book “The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People”, and you might have picked up some good advice on there as to how to be successful. Well, when it comes to going to work everyday, there is another person who could get stuff done at work, and still be a total badass. You know his name.
From the article:
Rambo Gets a Poor Performance Review
Despite hard work on Rambo’s part, sales are down and the result is a poor performance review from his manager. The negativity triggers his memories of being a POW. Rambo’s snatches the review sheet out of his manager’s hands, shoves it onto an arrow, lights it, and fires it from the office, through the window, and into the boss’s new convertible. The car explodes with a fireball three-stories tall. As the car burns, Rambo mumbles to no one in particular, “I always like to take ownership of my work.” But Rambo will never get over the guilt he feels for living when so many of his friends died in ‘Nam.
Let’s start handling things like our friend Rambo. Life will be more satisfying.
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