Kansas Woman Sat on Boyfriend's Toilet for 2 years

This is the strangest article I have ever read. On the other hand, I found a cool picture of a toilet, so not all is lost. From the article:
“Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple says a man called his office last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend. The sheriff says the woman’s muscles had atrophied and that medical personnel had to remove her from the toilet because she was bound to it by “natural means.”"

