Kansas Woman Sat on Boyfriend’s Toilet for 2 years

This is the strangest article I have ever read. On the other hand, I found a cool picture of a toilet, so not all is lost. From the article:
“Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple says a man called his office last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend. The sheriff says the woman’s muscles had atrophied and that medical personnel had to remove her from the toilet because she was bound to it by “natural means.”"












March 13th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
I saw that too, and it’s seriously disturbing. In fact, I never read the entire article because I was afraid of what it would say. :-/
March 13th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
If I had a toilet as cool as the one pictured in your post, I’d consider sitting on it for 2 straight years myself. That’s cooler than Zubaz(TM)!
March 13th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
It is a pretty good looking camode, eh?
March 18th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
That is a nice toilet…I would reconsider being in a hurry when I was in there if I had something so attractive…I am going to hunt for the rest of this story. I am curious,
March 18th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Report back your findings!
March 24th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Now the boyfriend has been charged!
http://news.aol.com/story/_a/boyfriend-charged-in-stuck-to-toilet/20080320074609990001
March 24th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Good! I wonder how the toilets in jail are?