Make my last name into something slanderous

You know how whenever there is an election, each candidate’s name gets made into a slanderous name by supporters of the opposing side?  Example:  “McSame“, “McShame“  or  “No-bama“, “Obama-nation“.  Get the idea?

Are there people who have the sole job of coming up with clever names like that?

Also, if I was running for office, what could be done with “Riggins“?  The only thing I could come up with during my short lunch break today was “Wrong-ins“.  I am up for any clever and/or witty thoughts.  Lemme have it.

  • @Will - thanks for commenting. Hey, maybe we're related!
  • @Will - thanks for commenting. Hey, maybe we're related!
  • I can't think of nothing right now, but as a Riggins I do like "No Riggin' The Election." That's hot, it should be directed at Bush, but that's a whole number topic. Be safe. . .
  • I can't think of nothing right now, but as a Riggins I do like "No Riggin' The Election." That's hot, it should be directed at Bush, but that's a whole number topic. Be safe. . .
  • Hamm? Scam!
  • Hamm? Scam!
  • Kristina
    Riggins...Schmiggins; vote for Hamm!
  • Kristina
    Riggins...Schmiggins; vote for Hamm!
  • sorry, my brain isn't working today....nothing comes to mind

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  • sorry, my brain isn't working today....nothing comes to mind

    scotties last blog post..What’s wrong with this picture…
  • Those would make good headlines!
  • Those would make good headlines!
  • Dont let him RIG the election?
    No Riggin' The Election?

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  • Dont let him RIG the election?
    No Riggin' The Election?

    ‮EzArKs last blog post..Dating Sites Are Bad
  • those are great!
  • those are great!
  • OK Dude...remember you asked...

    If you've got an ego you could land a plane on...Biggins.

    If you're an oil industry groupie...Diggins or Riggins.

    If you're a Newton fan...Figgins (Why not? It's better than Clinton with McDonalds french fries ;)

    If you're a political rock star wannabe...Giggins.

    If you're the square-dancin' farmer type...Jiggins.

    If you're planning a huge hike in taxes and a hefty pay raise for yourself...Piggins.

    If you've got a combover like Donald Trump...Wiggins.

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  • OK Dude...remember you asked...

    If you've got an ego you could land a plane on...Biggins.

    If you're an oil industry groupie...Diggins or Riggins.

    If you're a Newton fan...Figgins (Why not? It's better than Clinton with McDonalds french fries ;)

    If you're a political rock star wannabe...Giggins.

    If you're the square-dancin' farmer type...Jiggins.

    If you're planning a huge hike in taxes and a hefty pay raise for yourself...Piggins.

    If you've got a combover like Donald Trump...Wiggins.

    (The author of these submissions assumes no responsibility for the content herein or of its subsequent use. If they are used in any advertising format, however, a nominal fee must be paid...)

    PEACE2U
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