Make my last name into something slanderous
You know how whenever there is an election, each candidate’s name gets made into a slanderous name by supporters of the opposing side? Example: “McSame“, “McShame“ or “No-bama“, “Obama-nation“. Get the idea?
Are there people who have the sole job of coming up with clever names like that?
Also, if I was running for office, what could be done with “Riggins“? The only thing I could come up with during my short lunch break today was “Wrong-ins“. I am up for any clever and/or witty thoughts. Lemme have it.

