Same Side Sitters

That's what your couch at home is for! If you have to be that close, get a table and sit on the same corner. These people make me think of the couples in high school (or even college) who had to hold hands as they walked in and out of the classroom, or even as they walked up front to turn in papers.

I agree with you. The "same corner" idea is a very good compromise. You're close, but not disgustingly close. And I'm all about holding hands. It's a great thing. But for goodness sakes, not all the time.

I agree with you. The "same corner" idea is a very good compromise. You're close, but not disgustingly close. And I'm all about holding hands. It's a great thing. But for goodness sakes, not all the time.

I think it's even MORE redneck!

Is it still "redneck" if it's not a truck, but instead an old boat of a car? ;-)

That's what your couch at home is for! If you have to be that close, get a table and sit on the same corner. These people make me think of the couples in high school (or even college) who had to hold hands as they walked in and out of the classroom, or even as they walked up front to turn in papers.

Me too, Dube. Me too.

LOL. I hate that!

Me too, Dube. Me too.

LOL. I hate that!

One time, I saw a couple that were same side sitters. The gross part was that the guy chewed up his food and then spit it into the mouth of the girl. She proceeded to finish chewing, then swallow it. They did that a few times, and it left me wondering how anyone could do that. She could clearly eat on her own, and they were not birds.

Same side sitters need to be stopped!

Oh, I agree with Mackalicious. If you're eating out, why wouldn't you want to face the person you are with so you can carry on a conversation at a table that is balanced with one person on each side? Same side sitters are almost as evil as the redneck girl who sits on the bench seat in the middle of the truck. That's a pet peeve of mine.

Sidesitting is for sexually active teenagers. Don't tell them how to live their lives because they've seen way too many teenage dramas on The CW. They're in love and they're planning to get married...until they graduate and go through a semester of college apart.

The redneck equivalent is the girl who rides in the middle of a truck's bench seat when there isn't a third passenger.

Is it still "redneck" if it's not a truck, but instead an old boat of a car? ;-)

I think it's even MORE redneck!

One time, I saw a couple that were same side sitters. The gross part was that the guy chewed up his food and then spit it into the mouth of the girl. She proceeded to finish chewing, then swallow it. They did that a few times, and it left me wondering how anyone could do that. She could clearly eat on her own, and they were not birds.


Same side sitters need to be stopped!

Oh, I agree with Mackalicious. If you're eating out, why wouldn't you want to face the person you are with so you can carry on a conversation at a table that is balanced with one person on each side? Same side sitters are almost as evil as the redneck girl who sits on the bench seat in the middle of the truck. That's a pet peeve of mine.

Sidesitting is for sexually active teenagers. Don't tell them how to live their lives because they've seen way too many teenage dramas on The CW. They're in love and they're planning to get married...until they graduate and go through a semester of college apart.


The redneck equivalent is the girl who rides in the middle of a truck's bench seat when there isn't a third passenger.