Posts Tagged ‘chuck norris’

Google and Chuck Norris

Jan 28, 2008 Found Online, Humor, Just Plain Awesomeness

Here is a fun little game for you.

  1. Go to Google.
  2. In the search box, type “find chuck norris”
  3. Click “I’m feeling lucky”

Voila! I guess it makes sense.

ps - if you really just want the result, click this thumbnail: norris.jpg

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Chuck Norris Facts

Nov 27, 2007 Found Online, Humor

In case you have never heard of the man who is Chuck Norris, he is an amazing human. Here are some facts about him:

  • Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
  • There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.
  • Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
  • The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
  • Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
  • Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting…. CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

For more facts about Chuck Norris, go here.

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