Google and Chuck Norris
Jan 28, 2008 Found Online, Humor, Just Plain Awesomeness
Here is a fun little game for you.
- Go to Google.
- In the search box, type “find chuck norris”
- Click “I’m feeling lucky”
Voila! I guess it makes sense.
ps - if you really just want the result, click this thumbnail: 
Tags: chuck norris, funny, google, Humor
The 27 Most Hilarious Album Covers Of All Time
Jan 8, 2008 Found Online
When I recorded my cd’s a few years ago, I spent a lot of time trying to come up with a good cover for it. Something catchy, something that looked GOOD. Well, not every musician does that. Here is a list of the 27 most hilarious (worst) album covers of all time, of course with pictures so you can judge for yourself. I mean, how do you get better than this:
I’m no math major, but…
Jan 7, 2008 Humor
Yes, I know this came out when Netscape Navigator was as cool as Altavista, but so what.
Tags: Humor
Chuck Norris Facts
Nov 27, 2007 Found Online, Humor
In case you have never heard of the man who is Chuck Norris, he is an amazing human. Here are some facts about him:
- Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
- There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.
- Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
- The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
- Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
- Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting…. CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
For more facts about Chuck Norris, go here.
Tags: chuck norris, Humor
Chris Farley Goes Crazy
Dec 1, 2006 Uncategorized
This is such a classic example of the comedic genius of Chris Farley. Enjoy…
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghcbIx-3KAQ]
Eric Conveys an Emotion
Nov 27, 2006 Uncategorized
So basically, you request an emaotion, and Eric will act it out. Simple enough, eh? Here are some examples:
Anger
Working on a tech supportline, answering your 500th call of someone who claims he can’t send email
25 Funniest Analogies
Nov 23, 2006 Uncategorized
These analogies are taken from actual high school essays and collected by English teachers across the country for their own amusement. Some of these kids may have bright futures as humor writers. What do you think?
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a ThighMaster.
2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.
8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife’s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.
9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.
10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.
Tags: Humor
