I got river-smacked
I went rafting with my friends this past weekend down the Ocoee River, as as you can see, what starts off as me acting cocky on the front of the raft ends up with me getting what I deserve.
Ooo, look at me being all cool:

Uh oh, about to hit a rapid head-on:

Annnnd… yep, I bit it.

We’re ok!

Serves me right!